god damnit ray

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samndeansandwich:

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

jensen making fun of his own bowlegs

*dying of laughter*

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timeformoriar-tea:

fightblr:

bro-tard:

"Honey, he’s not listening!"

Bahahaha

Literally all I can think is “paint me like one of your french girls”

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123ery:

first time doing ombre and first time wearing that outfit

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tacoposey:

laurynsworld:

tacoposey:

on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras 

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jesus christ

did u think i was lying

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tentacoolaid:

mylittlefurballs:

She thinks we can’t see her.

see who

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idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

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dragondicks:

cupsnake:

Pepper and friends explore where no chickens have gone before as far as she knows in her nugget box space ship. Tiny pretend space explorers!

these chicken nuggets are fucking raw get me the manager

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sixpenceee:

the-butt-hut:

sixpenceee:

so a couple of followers suggested this to me, you can suggest things to me too just message me

What’s makes blackout haunted house different is how they have real life scary scenes, like VIOLENT RAPE. 

The following content contains spoilers on what goes on at the haunted house:

Cracked.com had an article in which the guy explains what he had to go through, it includes things like being suffocated, witnessing horrifying violent sex scenes, and he himself had to go to do some pretty gruesome things to escape. He had to put his hand through a toilet bowl filled with vomit to obtain a set of keys. He even was told to staple his hands together. (Not real vomit and staple gun was empty)

He says that past schemes at this house had other horrifying things, like making the visitors suck on bloody tampons. 

It’s a psychologically twisting place. Luckily if it’s too much for you, you can yell SAFETY and you will escorted out. You won’t get your money back tho (that’s $50 gone). 

Cracked article

Official website 

Video

I DID THIS I DID THIS I MADE IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH still one of my favorite stories to tell and holy god i still remember every fucking detail

here’a review of the house made by the tumblr user whose actually been through it

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#oh man #id totally go through this if #there wasnt a chance that id have #a full blown panic attack as soon as i walk in #jfc #lovelovelove #creepy #scary

sixpenceee:

ok so we have a cemetery fandom, so now let’s start a horror/halloween food fandom! :)

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salt-and-pepper-panda:

hesanangelwithashotgun:

writtenwarrior:

mkhunterz:

Every time Dean says “I’m fine.”

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New drinking game:  Everytime Dean says “I’m Fine,” drink.

Dean’s already playing that drinking game.

HOW DARE YOU
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